These maniacs took their extra dose of "Let's Do Everything That Makes Her Crazy" pills today.
Both Baduka and Dizzy, have decided to do whatever they can to make me wish Daddy were home, but he's at a bowling thing, with awards, and drinking. LUCKY HIM!
While he is off doing that, I have the pleasure of picking everything up off the floor, repeatedly. Why must they clean the kitchen table by messing up the kitchen floor? Is it to make standing on the table eating easier? Because that's how Dizzy eats every meal.
Oh, and why did Dizzy just put 3 water bottles in the toaster oven? Why did Baduka turn it on first? Seriously, that ticking timer is constant kitchen background noise.
Why does Baduka insist on standing on anything he can, to get closer to the TV? ESPECIALLY after last week's super successful attempt at scaling Mount Dresser?! The kid took the entire thing down and still goes back for more, while I'm still shaking.
What is their obsession with the bathroom? If our hot water didn't come out at the temperature, Surface of the Sun, I wouldn't care that they wanted to wash their hands 452 times a day, but being on constant you're gonna burn yourself, thats hot,hot,hot watch is exhausting. Especially, when the only warning that they think their hands are dirty is the click of the door being closed, and the toilet seat being slammed down. And there is almost always a toilet paper roll soaking in the toilet.
They have been off the walls crazy, but at least the New Kid is napping. He can be my favorite today.
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