Being home alone with the best boys means I talk to myself all day. Yes, I try talking to them, but they are terrible conversationalists. I've realized I could probably record everything I say all day, and play it on a continuous loop, and it would apply to everything they are currently doing. Here's some examples:
* Why are you doing that??
* Stop climbing that!
* Can't you just sit down for 5 minutes?!
* I think you stink.
* Did you poop?
* I think you pooped.
* Are you sure you didn't poop?
* Needa snack?
* Stop dumping the froot loops on the couch, Daddy will have to vacuum.
* Want milk? Moooore milk?
* I need more coffee.
* You guys are driving me to drink!
* What does a monkey say?
* Wanna watch a movie?
* Where is your father?!
* Naptime??
* You're probably fine.
* Get off the table!
* Why did you take the pictures off the wall?
* This is why we can't have nice things!
And the number one thing I say all day...
* Why are you NAKED?!
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